A statement from the North Pole says that the winter weather hitting our region, and across North America will not be a problem for Santa Claus as he makes his round the world trip today.
Jingle McOrnament, Communications Elf for the SCO (Santa Claus Office) scoffed at the idea that the weather could hamper efforts. “You kidding me?” he said, “What in the name of sugar plums makes you think this would be a problem?” the visibly annoyed elf told reporters.
“We’ve been doing this a long time,” said MrOrnament. “A LOOOOOOOONG time. Kids around the world have nothing to worry about. Santa will be there,” he concluded before chomping on a candy cane and leaving the news conference. “I’ve got work to do!” he exclaimed as he left the room.
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